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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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Genetic Memory: After killing its very first adventurer, back when it didn't even have the INT attribute, the mimic somehow recognized that leaving puddles of blood and discarded clothes around it would be a bad idea, as it would alert other adventurer that the chest in the room was, in fact, a monster. Any of its potential actions can set off an unforeseeable chain of events, and the plot is arguably driven by its inherent ability to cause chaos wherever it goes. The Unpronounceable: The vast majority of demons have names that look like someone threw up alphabet soup onto a piece of paper. Insatiable Newlyweds: Although not legally married, the elf-catgirl couple indulge in promiscuous activity extremely often. The only excuse that left me reading was the fact that she was given great power, and as sincere an apology as one could give under the circumstances, including the improvement in behavior towards her.

The Blight treats all these rules as a checklist, which is why every god is united against its forces — it's an omnicidal genocidal ecocidal self-propagating curse-like effect which also uses the dead for construction materials.He's got a huge job ahead of him, cleaning up the Empire and the Clergy, by force of arms if necessary.

De-power: A level 60 Administrative Scribe in this setting is capable of forcibly removing a being's Job(s). However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. and that's when the God of Chaos stepped in, did a quick splice job of her memories and some of Boxxy's soul to make Keira a real person.Unlike other warlocks, who have to concern themselves with untasty things like morality and laws, Boxxy is a monster and understands the sort of urges that its familiars have.

And I am a gamer, so “ Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests” by Neven Iliev ( ASIN B076NSQ6JT; 252p; Goodreads) was just a must-have and must-read-now book. Without him, Boxxy would have been killed by the much more cautious adventurers who came after him and none of the rest of the story would have even happened. When Boxxy noticed that some adventurers surpass him in abilities and skills, even if their levels are lacking. Torture Technician: He knows how to put the squeeze on people, but he doesn't do it for information, but just because.However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of! Seven Deadly Sins: Each of the current Overlords embodies a sin by the Chaotic Goddess' design, and this carries over to the demons that follow in their template. At first this is due to its poor memory, but later it turns into "I don't care enough to remember your name". Operation: [Blank]: Boxxy (with some assistance by Xera) names one of its plans "Operation TASTYCOCK", which stands for " Tasty And Shiny Things Yielded by Chesting Or Cheap Killing".

It later earns the ability to shapeshift its tentacles into a metal form with matching hardness and sharpness, but this is taxing and generally more useful for utility than combat. His wish almost came true when, finally truly lost, he noticed a low level treasure chest at the end of the corridor. My Opinion: Were it not for the explicit sexual content, these books could be both better ( the bullshit in the previous book would not have happened then), and could reach a wider audience.Famed In-Story: Boxxy's life is broadcast in the demon world as "The Boxxy Show", which has very high approval ratings. Her establishing character moment involves her setting fire to the empty remains of a goblin village and then cackling madly in childish glee.

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